Swimmin with Fishes.. quotable quotes.

Coming up with the previous entry, I suddenly thought, hey! why not Quotable quotes of some favorite films, and I mean those whoopin wit crazy liners by these characters.. But of course I got them from net sources but I wont be putting the film title, nor the artist who played it, just the character name.. hehe fun..

Tyler Durden // mischief.mayhem.soap

You are not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

Tyler Durden: Where’d you go, psycho boy?

Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.

Marla Singer // mischief.mayhem.soap

You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler?

[after taking a bottle of sleeping pills] This isn’t a real suicide-thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.

Charly Baltimore //

It ain’t over. You’re going to die screaming… and I’m going to watch. Am I telling the truth?

[Caitlin and Charly are locked in a fridge.]

Caitlin Caine: Mommy, am I gonna die?

Charly Baltimore: Oh, no, baby. No, you’re not gonna die. They are.

[Charly strikes a match to light a gasoline stream.]

Charly Baltimore: Cover your ears. Hey! Should we get a dog?

Mitch Henessey: So, you cold?

Charly Baltimore: Yeah. Freezing.

Mitch Henessey: Turn on the heat. It doesn’t work, but it makes a very annoying noise — distracts from the cold.

Charly Baltimore: Easy, sport. Got myself out of Beirut once, I think I can get out of New Jersey.

Mitch Henessey: Yeah, well don’t be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.

Mitch Henessy

I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.

I ain’t handsome, I ain’t rich, and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.

Don Vito Carleon

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

Hans Solo

May the Force be with you.

Kat Stratford

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all

Dr. Stratford: Hello Katarina. Make anybody cry today?

Kat: Sadly no, but it’s only 4:30.

Dr. Stratford: That’s my girl.

Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time. 

Bianca Stratford

Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you’re severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy? 

Hit-Girl

Ok you cunts, lets see what you can do now…

Kick-Ass: What about money? You’ve got to think long term…

Hit-Girl: I’ve got 3 million in a suitcase. Is that long term enough for you?

(I need to go now at this time so I’m gonna put more next time)